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Whale’s Vagina.
Sunday, May 19, 2013

seaworld walrus aquarium

Outta my way, kids! Upside down animals are only my favoritest thing in the world.

It’s been 21 years since I last went to SeaWorld in the fifth grade (do the horrifying math). Yesterday, I went back there with the BFF and her kiddos, and the only souvenir I took home was this walrus photo and a fierce sunburn.

All Elbows and Penis.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

the mindy project casey penis glasses the mindy project casey penis glasses
the mindy project casey penis glasses the mindy project casey penis glasses

Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t be mad if this happened on the regs.

Caught.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013

friends monica i'm breezy

tessism:

I do try. I’m the one that never calls too often and acts like it’s no sweat. I’m the one that stays busy, a blip here and then there. You won’t find me anywhere too long beyond what is welcome. Right?

Truth is that I am uncool. Goofy when it’s harmless. Frightening when I lose footing. I’m terrified of being seen with my love hanging out.

I know. I’m fooling no one but myself. Everybody knows. Now. I got caught loving, longing, dancing well after the music stopped.

Until We Get There.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Lucius – Until We Get There

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What do you say, is this the time
for one more try at a happy life
What do you say, is this unwise
to think my fears will not reprise

My Future.
Sunday, May 5, 2013

adam levine naked puzzle

My mom just texted me a screenshot of this puzzle she’s been doing on her iPad.
You guys, this is my future.

Sweater Weather.
Sunday, May 5, 2013

manhattan beach weather rain

The Neighbourhood – Sweater Weather

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Use the sleeves on my sweater
Lets have an adventure

Broken.
Sunday, May 5, 2013

everyone is broken quote

When I google someone and see their baby registry…
Friday, May 3, 2013

girls - he hasn't returned a text of mine in two weeks and i was just coming to terms with the fact that he was dead - hannah

Oh, so that’s where you’ve been.

HEK.
Friday, May 3, 2013

hanni el khatib head in the dirt instagram

Hanni El Khatib liked my instagram post. I can die now.

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The Mayan Project.
Thursday, May 2, 2013

vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love
vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love
vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love

It’s like watching myself on TV.

Draining.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

typewriterseries #42 - tyler knott gregson

Demons.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

we are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours - quote

On My Own.
Monday, April 29, 2013

adventure time LSP can of beans on my own

LSP is my spirit animal. BUMPS ♥

The Great Gatsby.
Monday, April 29, 2013

NICK CARRAWAY: You can’t repeat the past.
JAY GATSBY: Why, of course you can.

Ellipses.
Sunday, April 28, 2013

little texts punctuation warm bodies ellipses

Benefits.
Saturday, April 27, 2013

big bang theory - friends with benefits

All I want in life.

My Worst Nightmare.
Saturday, April 27, 2013

someecards stalking stalker

CC: Shirley May

But First, Coffee.
Friday, April 26, 2013

two guns espresso

Karma.
Thursday, April 25, 2013

elevator

First an iPad mini, now, my apartment elevator is back in service after 10 months of being out of order. My karma must be way up there.

Office Space.
Wednesday, April 24, 2013

ipad mini gift

Damn, it feels good to a) be a gangsta and b) have your boss give you an iPad mini!

I only had to work on a Saturday. And sell my soul. No bigs!

Change.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

mindy kaling instagram dirty car

Evidence that Mindy Kaling and I were separated at birth.

Suffering.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

the root of suffering is attachment - buddha

Wicked Games.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Weeknd – Wicked Games

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Just let me motherfucking love you

I’m pretty sure I just got pregnant from this song.

0 for 100.
Monday, April 22, 2013

carnival monkey ring toss

$10 and 100 ring tosses later, I am still without a rastafarian banana monkey.

Outside Lands 2013.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

outside lands 2013 lineup

Ticket purchased.
Vacation days requested.
Spotify playlist made.
Is it August yet???

Sunday Funday.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

cotton candy cloud - springfest 2013

Cotton candy cloud @ SpringFest 2013.

Guilty.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

pizza's here

Would it make me less of a fatass if I told you it was thin crust???

The Pulse.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

idntfd tweet

After working twelve hours of overtime yesterday, I deliriously spent the rest of my night listening to the new Strokes album and watching pole dancing videos on YouTube with this clown.

Madly.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love

STEFAN: How does anyone ever seem to move on?
CAROLINE: I think that someday, you’ll meet someone new, and you’ll fall madly in love, and you’ll have moved on without even realizing it.

Sonnet XVII.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013

sonnet xvii - i love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret between the shadow and the soul - pablo neruda

My Life.
Monday, April 15, 2013

so this is my life and i want you to know that i am both happy and sad and i'm still trying to figure out how that could be - the perks of being a wallflower

Hello, Home Cooking.
Sunday, April 14, 2013

brussels sprouts bacon chicken apple sausage

Many have eaten here, few have died. Just kidding.
(Not that many people have eaten here.)

They All Float.
Sunday, April 14, 2013

yellowbricks:

Loneliness is lonely. I miss being in love and I miss being loved and I miss belonging to someone and I miss having someone to tell important things to and I worry that my missing those things will affect the choices I make and get me into trouble and I worry that I’ll forever feel like a dust mote floating around without anywhere to settle.
Chantry Flats.
Saturday, April 13, 2013

chantry flats

Hiking Chantry Flats was like being in a goddamn fairy tale. It’s pretty much my favorite hike that I’ve done thus far. Unlike the Potato Chip Rock hike that tested my friendship with Pammie and Shi, not once did I think, “Fuck this bitch, I can go on without her!” Ha. Ask me again after we hike the Hollywood Sign…

Wrong Answer.
Friday, April 12, 2013

donutman

I REGRET NOTHING.

Hamm & Eggs.
Friday, April 12, 2013

jon hamm and eggs

I would eat this up in the morning. And then have him cook me breakfast afterwards ;)

Freely.
Thursday, April 11, 2013

tyler knott typewriter series

You’ve Got Mail.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Kathleen Kelly: [in an email to Joe Fox] The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings. - You've Got Mail

Unacceptable.
Tuesday, April 9, 2013

twink - not an acceptable word - words with friends

Monday Mornings.
Monday, April 8, 2013

not hating life

Trying to stay awake while looking through hot model pics on my new iMac for this microsite I’m designing at work.

My life is so hard sometimes.

Photo Dump.
Sunday, April 7, 2013

drinks for dinner

It’s been a drinks for dinner kind of month.

Sweet Spot.
Friday, April 5, 2013

drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot - nick miller - new girl
drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot - nick miller - new girl

Same.

Snap!
Thursday, April 4, 2013

yo momma is a shitty graphic designer

you want to talk about mothers white chicks gif

I don’t know whether to be offended or impressed! Ha.
This made my day, Jesse.

BBW.
Wednesday, April 3, 2013

bbw chat jay guillergan

Trying to make dinner plans with Jay is like trying to find meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

Reset.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013

kitchen fire - oh lord jesus it's a fire - sweet brown - ain't nobody got time for that

My “I haven’t started a kitchen fire in x months” clock just reset. Again.

kitchen fire - oh lord jesus it's a fire - sweet brown

Living & Shit.
Monday, April 1, 2013

hey remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? well look at you living and shit

From the voice of reason ♥
#notyouanthony

Sad.
Saturday, March 30, 2013

sad cute kittens licking sad cute kittens licking
sad cute kittens licking sad cute kittens licking

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”

Coincidentally, this is also what I like to hear when I’m sad.

#YOLOD.
Thursday, March 28, 2013

chorizo text message

I need new friends. Preferably with lower triglyceride levels and more years to share.

Fuck Yo’ Couch.
Wednesday, March 27, 2013

ikea kivik couch

I’m taking the $79 I saved on in-home assembly and buying some fucking booze.

Shitty.
Saturday, March 23, 2013

girls - hannah horvath - i just want somoene who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks i'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. you're charming. i really care about you. and i don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me. so i'm gonna leave.
girls - hannah horvath - i just want somoene who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks i'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. you're charming. i really care about you. and i don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me. so i'm gonna leave.

Girls = new obsession.

Frenchie + Couch.
Thursday, March 21, 2013

french bulldog on the couch

I just need two more things to make this overpriced studio a home. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on a french bulldog and/or a couch in the south bay? I went furniture shopping this past weekend, and nothing seemed worth carrying up three flights of stairs or testing my friendships over.

Microwave Cooking For One.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013

the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one
the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one

This show is depressingly relatable. Also, you can get this book on Amazon.
(Don’t ask me how I know.)

Worthwhile.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013

don't waste your precious breath explaining you are worthwhile

For my sad bears, drunk bears, and #whyareweevenhere bears…
The right person won’t need convincing.

Hardwood Floors.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013

white vertical blinds rental remove diy home makeover

Say goodbye to ugly white vertical blinds, and hello to wood blinds and linen curtains. And if you’re wondering if the drapes match the carpet, I’ve got hardwood floors. And so does my apartment! Ha.

I know this is just a rental, but I like to fill the void in my life with home decor.

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