Outta my way, kids! Upside down animals are only my favoritest thing in the world.

It’s been 21 years since I last went to SeaWorld in the fifth grade (do the horrifying math). Yesterday, I went back there with the BFF and her kiddos, and the only souvenir I took home was this walrus photo and a fierce sunburn.

Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t be mad if this happened on the regs.

tessism:

Lucius – Until We Get There

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What do you say, is this the time
for one more try at a happy life
What do you say, is this unwise
to think my fears will not reprise

My mom just texted me a screenshot of this puzzle she’s been doing on her iPad.
You guys, this is my future.

The Neighbourhood – Sweater Weather

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Use the sleeves on my sweater
Lets have an adventure

Oh, so that’s where you’ve been.

Hanni El Khatib liked my instagram post. I can die now.

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It’s like watching myself on TV.

LSP is my spirit animal. BUMPS ♥

NICK CARRAWAY: You can’t repeat the past.
JAY GATSBY: Why, of course you can.

All I want in life.

CC: Shirley May

First an iPad mini, now, my apartment elevator is back in service after 10 months of being out of order. My karma must be way up there.

Damn, it feels good to a) be a gangsta and b) have your boss give you an iPad mini!

I only had to work on a Saturday. And sell my soul. No bigs!

Evidence that Mindy Kaling and I were separated at birth.

The Weeknd – Wicked Games

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Just let me motherfucking love you

I’m pretty sure I just got pregnant from this song.

$10 and 100 ring tosses later, I am still without a rastafarian banana monkey.

Ticket purchased.
Vacation days requested.
Spotify playlist made.
Is it August yet???

Cotton candy cloud @ SpringFest 2013.

Would it make me less of a fatass if I told you it was thin crust???

After working twelve hours of overtime yesterday, I deliriously spent the rest of my night listening to the new Strokes album and watching pole dancing videos on YouTube with this clown.

STEFAN: How does anyone ever seem to move on?
CAROLINE: I think that someday, you’ll meet someone new, and you’ll fall madly in love, and you’ll have moved on without even realizing it.

Many have eaten here, few have died. Just kidding.
(Not that many people have eaten here.)

yellowbricks:

Hiking Chantry Flats was like being in a goddamn fairy tale. It’s pretty much my favorite hike that I’ve done thus far. Unlike the Potato Chip Rock hike that tested my friendship with Pammie and Shi, not once did I think, “Fuck this bitch, I can go on without her!” Ha. Ask me again after we hike the Hollywood Sign…

I REGRET NOTHING.

I would eat this up in the morning. And then have him cook me breakfast afterwards ;)

Trying to stay awake while looking through hot model pics on my new iMac for this microsite I’m designing at work.

My life is so hard sometimes.

It’s been a drinks for dinner kind of month.

• Much needed mule @ Tin Roof Bistro, Manhattan Beach
• Cape Cod @ Forbidden City, LBC
• Sangria @ Phil’s BBQ, SD
• Lost & Found @ Eureka!, SD
• Anthony’s fruity ass cocktail + my back pocket mule @ Brooklyn Girl, SD
• Shock Top Belgian White @ Buffalo Wild Wings, Torrance

Same.

I don’t know whether to be offended or impressed! Ha.
This made my day, Jesse.

Trying to make dinner plans with Jay is like trying to find meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

My “I haven’t started a kitchen fire in x months” clock just reset. Again.

From the voice of reason ♥
#notyouanthony

bryarly:

Coincidentally, this is also what I like to hear when I’m sad.

I need new friends. Preferably with lower triglyceride levels and more years to share.

I’m taking the $79 I saved on in-home assembly and buying some fucking booze.

Girls = new obsession.

I just need two more things to make this overpriced studio a home. Anyone know where I can get a good deal on a french bulldog and/or a couch in the south bay? I went furniture shopping this past weekend, and nothing seemed worth carrying up three flights of stairs or testing my friendships over.

This show is depressingly relatable. Also, you can get this book on Amazon.
(Don’t ask me how I know.)

For my sad bears, drunk bears, and #whyareweevenhere bears…
The right person won’t need convincing.