Cancel my dinner plans (@
Heart eyes since
2010 😍😍😍 (@ El Rey Theatre)
When your friends give you free tickets to see
Mayer Hawthorne, you repay them with booty shorts from the merch table, obvs. Thanks, Jessie and Abe! 😘
SKX Global Sales Conference (@
Redondo Beach Performing Arts Center)
Hearing Schwarzenegger tell us “it’s not a tumor” was clearly the highlight of our conference.
R.I.P. Chris Cornell 💔
I worked 16 hours straight yesterday and haven’t slept much these past few weeks 😩
I always need something good to look forward to during conference season, so I bought tickets to two LA shows (
Sylvan Esso and Blind Pilot), an OC show ( Young the Giant), and music festivals in LA ( Arroyo Seco) and NYC ( Panorama).
I may or may not have been delirious at one in the morning.
#FBF to these three amigos in their
Baja Ponchos 🇲🇽
Welcome to the world, Dominic & Elijah!
Pammie, Christine and I were finally able to visit these two nuggets. I think their parents were happy to have a little help and a lot of
Pad squad* (@
*not pictured: Alicia and I dodging homerun balls (none of which were hit by the Padres, of course).
Bastille – Good Grief (@
The Novo DTLA)
Every minute of every hour
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you more
Cheers to Alicia’s 36th birthday! 🍻 (@
I spent 14 hours and $200 at the park, and all I took home was some
dole whip cotton candy and a sunburn.
My boss texted me this picture of my car when she went out for lunch today. This is why she gives me USB cables and portable battery chargers for Christmas. She’s also the one who bought me a fire extinguisher after
I almost burned down my apartment!
Yeah, I have no idea why she hired me.
Museum day with Pammie and this clown (@
I went shopping for pillows, because I literally only have two in my apartment. My mom was like,
what do your overnight guests use? I’m not sure who what she thinks I’m doing in LA, but my life isn’t as exciting as she thinks it is! Pammie and Shi slept over last weekend, and I didn’t have enough pillows for all of us, so my sister had to improvise with the teddy bear I got on Valentine’s Day! 😂 I made it up to her by taking them to Shake Shack twice that weekend. You’re welcome!
La La Land was def overhyped, but this dream sequence of what could have been was everything 💔
Wednesday, March 15, 2017
Just when I thought my week couldn’t get any worse 😩
My favorite wings EVER are from this Portland transplant. I thought that I had seen all I needed to see during my last two trips to Portland, but I have half a dozen reasons to go back now…
Home for the weekend (@
Wild west (@
On Sundays, we sound bathe (@
BRB, getting saved ✌ (@
Friday, February 17, 2017
Never Knock / You Send Me (@
My favorite Kevin Garrett show yet. Alessia Cara came out to sing the song he wrote for Beyonce, and all was right with the world.
Wednesday, February 15, 2017
The way I keep myself together
Is by not keeping anything at all
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Unlike that one time I won the dirty diaper baby shower game by identifying 10 out of 10 melted candy bars (some without even having to smell them), my intimate relationship with candy did not give me the edge in this puzzle competition at work today.
We placed #9 out of 10 (but still #1 in your hearts!). Who needs a $2K grand prize when you get to go home with this guy???
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
NOTE TO SELF: Don’t get blitzed on bottomless mimosas on the bus before you ride every 3-D ride at Universal Studios.
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Bumble bio update: Must hate smoked BBQ beef ribs.
Tourist trap queen ✌ (@
LACMA Rain Room)
Pammie and I snagged tickets to the last day of LACMA’s Rain Room exhibit on LA’s rainiest day ever and got more wet outside than we did in the exhibit 🌧️🌧️🌧️
Even faces change, my heart stays the same
Tuesday, January 17, 2017
Tame Impala in NYC??? Yes, please.
and I have to wear pants to bed??? Ugh.
Saturday, December 24, 2016
After a couple years of entering an online lottery, Shi won a permit to hike
The Wave in Arizona! We flew to Vegas and road-tripped it the rest of the way to Antelope Canyon, Horseshoe Bend and The Wave.
Here’s a little video I put together of our trip. I kept it under a minute to fit the whole thing on
insta, so I cut out the part where I fell down and also the part where Shi got pulled over, among other footage! Ha.
Friday, November 18, 2016
Hardly working (@
Monday, November 14, 2016
We had a sub in cardio hip hop yesterday, and now I’m wondering whether to apply ice or heat (@
Culture Shock Dance Center)
My mom flips bottles better than yours.
I hope I’m half this cool when I’m 58!
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Are there tears baked into this oreo crust, be honest (@
The Pie Hole)
Saturday, October 29, 2016
Bon Iver (@
The rain may or may not have hid my tears!
Puff puff pastry (@
Mr. Holmes Bakehouse)
Wednesday, October 12, 2016
Blue Star Donuts for Mary (@ Venice Canals)
This peanut butter powdered donut with habanero blackberry jam will change your life.
Glass beauty (@
I think I might get married in this Lloyd Wright stunner. I just need to find a husband first! Just kidding (they also do baptisms, so a baby daddy will suffice).
Thursday, September 22, 2016
Sunday, September 18, 2016
Case Study House No. 8 (@
Leave the keys under the mat. I’ll take this house exactly as it is!
Monday, September 5, 2016
Happy new home to the Lansangs! I hope they’re better at keeping things alive than I am.
DIY Indoor Herb Garden:
Herb plants, $4.98 each @
Home Depot Potting mix, $4.97 @
Wooden planter, $12.99 @
Chalkboard stakes (set of 6), $8.14 @
Impeccable penmanship, Priceless
Sunday, September 4, 2016
Congrats to the new Mr. and Mrs. Lapel (@
Los Peñasquitos Ranch House)
I can’t decide if the most memorable part of today was when the
wedding singer dropped panties during cocktail hour, or when a wedding guest was taken away in an ambulance after one too many pot brownies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tame Impala was lit af (and so were we) 🔥🔥🔥 (@
FYF Fest 2016)
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
4 years in LA today. What a dump! (@
Vista Hermosa Natural Park)
Congrats to the new Mr. and Mrs. Lansang! So bummed I couldn’t be there for the wedding, but happy I was able to witness them shotgunning beers without spilling a drop on their sleeping newborn! Ha.
Because Mondays. And car accidents. (@
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Hardly working (@
The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas)
Our advertising department was in Vegas for less than 48 hours, and it took me longer than that to recover.