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Death is Coming.
Wednesday, October 22, 2014

modern family - oh god it's cancer - death is coming gif modern family - oh god it's cancer - death is coming gif

I usually enjoy being on my back, but this is getting ridic.

I’ve been living off muscle relaxers, pain killers and salon pas for the past three weeks. The cause is still unknown, but I’m pretty sure I went too hard at the Paul McCartney show! Ha.

I’ve been stressed out at work lately, and the doctor thinks I might be carrying the stress in my back. If only he could write me a doctor’s note forbidding me to work overtime. It’s the least he can do, since he won’t prescribe me more vicodin!

The Point.
Tuesday, September 23, 2014

new girl - dice - the whole point of going on dates is to fall in love and have a relationship
new girl - dice - the point of dating is just to keep on dating and then never stop. it's like burning fossil fuels. or seeing a therapist.
Baby Got Back.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014

new girl - the last wedding - do guys still like an oakland face with an la booty gif
new girl - the last wedding - do guys still like an oakland face with an la booty gif
Needs.
Tuesday, September 2, 2014

real housewives of new jersey - a woman only needs two things: dunkin donuts and oral sex

LA opened its first Dunkin Donuts today, so I’m halfway there, you guys!

Currently.
Thursday, August 28, 2014

adventure time jake because i'm sick

I obviously went too hard this past weekend. Somebody soup me.

Brown Lightning.
Thursday, July 17, 2014

If anyone can convince me to join Tinder, it’s Djengus Roundstone.

I hope the D’s not silent…

Praise.
Monday, July 7, 2014

baby pennsatucky jesus

Darien waiting for a birthday surprise or channeling his inner Pennsatucky? You decide.

Game of Thrones Warrior Name.
Saturday, July 5, 2014

game of thrones name generator

Accurate.

Summer.
Saturday, June 21, 2014

what is going on? is it some kind of solstice? - marnie, girls hbo

Apartment Hunters.
Wednesday, June 18, 2014

broad city - apartment hunters - where's the bathroom? where isn't the bathroom?

The power went out in my apartment building again last week! I was already running late, and I had to go back upstairs in the dark to tell the maintenance guy to manually open the garage gate so I could get to fucking work already. This has happened three times in less than two months! And these are only the incidents that I know of, because I spend less than 50% of my time in this apartment (unless a burglar is reading this, in which case I’m home all the time. Plus I always keep my sharpest pair of fabric scissors within reach. And I’m not afraid to cut you.)

Once I get my new car situation settled, I’m moving out of this overpriced shit hole and torching it on yelp!

Binge.
Sunday, June 8, 2014

orange is the new black - you can’t blame the wolf. lamb’s delicious. that’s smart eating. gif

I may or may not have binge-watched the entire new season of Orange is the New Black this past weekend.

Don’t You Dare.
Thursday, May 22, 2014

new girl - don't tell me i wore my raw denim for nothing. don't you dare tell me that! dance gif

…or when your plans get canceled because the power went out in your apartment building, and your car is stuck in the sub garage. Again.

Currently.
Thursday, May 15, 2014

american horror story - bitchcraft - it's too hot. my frickin' vagina's sweating - madison

Rack City.
Wednesday, May 14, 2014

victorious dirty boob joke victorious dirty boob joke

Same.

When your coworker doesn’t even recognize you…
Wednesday, May 7, 2014

new girl - nick miller gif - i mean i'm not doing squats or anything. i'm just trying to eat less donuts.

Monday.
Monday, May 5, 2014

kim richards - but i don't want to gif - real housewives of beverly hills

Death’s Embrace.
Tuesday, April 29, 2014

the mindy project - mindy mixer - kitchen oven fire

Danny, you know my plan in an emergency is just to count to ten and wait for death’s embrace.

Further evidence that The Mindy Project is actually about my life!

Sunday Morning.
Sunday, April 27, 2014

sunday morning macarons tea adventure time ipad

Macarons, tea and my beansss!

Say Adventure.
Friday, April 4, 2014

adventure time -  say adventure - gallery 1988

OH MY GLOB <3 (@ Gallery 1988)

Tuesday.
Tuesday, April 1, 2014

broad city - the commute - tuesday - tgif broad city - the commute - tuesday - tgif
broad city - the commute - tuesday - tgif broad city - the commute - tuesday - tgif

Accurate.

Unsolicited facts about me.
Saturday, March 15, 2014

modern family - a kiss on the neck opens all kinds of doors

The Definition of True Love.
Monday, February 24, 2014

oitnb - i threw my pie for you - crazy eyes

But would you throw your donut for me, be honest.

Braised Short Ribs.
Monday, February 17, 2014

croce's braised short ribs

new girl jess removed from the internet

Random.
Thursday, February 13, 2014

glee - gwyneth sexy everybody's got a random

One of my randoms who I haven’t seen or responded to in five years hit me up late last night. Who does that??? Please just forget about me, just like you seem to have forgotten that you have a girlfriend and babies at home.

I’m so sick of these fucks.

Crumb.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Why don't you place just one crumb of basic human compassion on this fat-free muffin of sociopathic detachment? See how it tastes. - Girls Quote

Sandbox.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

You know, he should be here for you right now. But when the great seesaw of life throws your cunt in a sandbox, he's a ghost, nowhere to be found. This is what he does.

Serious.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014

the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer
Girls.
Wednesday, December 18, 2013

girls season 3 premiere

Looks like I’ve locked down my birthday plans for 2014! Just kidding. The Golden Globes are also on that night.

Mob City.
Wednesday, December 4, 2013

milo ventimiglia - mob city

Oh my Milo. Mob City has arrived.

Permanent Press.
Tuesday, November 26, 2013

new girl - thanksgiving - turkey in dryer - permanent press
new girl - thanksgiving - turkey in dryer - permanent press

My Epicurious Thanksgiving Feast pinterest board won first place and an All-Clad Stainless Roasting Set just in time for the holidays!

Now if only I could figure out how to roast a turkey…

You Say Potato.
Sunday, October 13, 2013

the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
True Partner.
Saturday, October 12, 2013

Hart of Dixie - It's just so important to have a true partner in life. You know, it's just it's something that I realized yesterday having almost died, choking on a donut. Hart of Dixie - It's just so important to have a true partner in life. You know, it's just it's something that I realized yesterday having almost died, choking on a donut.

Donuts help you realize what’s important in life.

Constantly.
Friday, October 11, 2013

the mindy project - chemical attraction yoga pants constantly the mindy project - chemical attraction yoga pants constantly

Morgan Tookers is every guy I’ve ever been with.

Fast Forward.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
Kiss of Death.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013

the walking dead - norman reedus - daryl dixon - kissing gif the walking dead - norman reedus - daryl dixon - kissing gif
the walking dead - norman reedus - daryl dixon - kissing gif the walking dead - norman reedus - daryl dixon - kissing gif
the walking dead - norman reedus - daryl dixon - kissing gif

I fear for Rick’s life.

GPOY.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013

mindy god i want a donut gif

My coworker brought in Randy’s Donuts this morning because she wants to ruin my life, obviously.

Fan Letter.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013

bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien
bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien
bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien

Bryan Cranston got my fan letter attracts the crazies.

Diesenberg.
Sunday, September 29, 2013

breaking bad hiesenberg drawing

Even though I just started watching Breaking Bad last month, I still feel like I’ve lost a friend. A brilliant, sociopathic, meth-cooking friend.

Shots-Off.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco
the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco
the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco

Same.

The Voice.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013

adam levine the voice shy cardigan gif

Just Adam Levine being the light of my life as usual.

Holiday Weight.
Sunday, September 22, 2013

friends - joey ross - holiday weight friends - joey ross - holiday weight

My work is hosting its third weight loss challenge this year, and I’m joining for the third time! It ends the week before Thanksgiving… just in time to gain some holiday weight go shopping with my winnings ;) I’ve also decided to go gluten-free during the contest! Yikes. Thank yeezus for gluten-free vodka! I’m gonna need it…

Temporary.
Monday, September 9, 2013

orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote
orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote

You should be watching Orange is the New Black, if only for sound advice from Yoga Jones. (She was the voice of Patti Mayonnaise if that helps sway your decision at all.)

Meet me in Montauk.
Friday, September 6, 2013

orange is the new black - chemical thing - montauk
orange is the new black - chemical thing - montauk
Twerk.
Monday, August 26, 2013

hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance
hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance
hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance
hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance
hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance hank and marie schrader react to miley cyrus mtv vma performance

Jesus Christ, Marie. It’s called twerking!

Thank you, Miley Cyrus, for reminding me why I canceled my cable. I regret nothing! Also, after binge-watching all five seasons of Breaking Bad on Netflix over the past two weeks, I can now get back to my regularly scheduled life, yo!

Wolf.
Friday, July 26, 2013

castle - the heart wants what the heart wants castle - the heart wants what the heart wants
castle - the heart wants what the heart wants castle - the heart wants what the heart wants
Privacy.
Friday, July 19, 2013

modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop
modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop

I love that my new Apple TV allows me to stream episodes of Modern Family from my iPad mini to my HDTV while freeing up my macbook pro for some light internet stalking.

UNACCEPTABLE!
Saturday, June 22, 2013

earl of lemongrab adventure time sexy lingerie

…or how I wake up my coworker when we have to work on a Saturday.

31.
Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Mindy Project - I am 31 right now. I can't do this kind of thing anymore. I need to give myself a chance. And if that doesn't work out, we can maybe resume this in my 40s, 50s and 60s.
The Mindy Project - I am 31 right now. I can't do this kind of thing anymore. I need to give myself a chance. And if that doesn't work out, we can maybe resume this in my 40s, 50s and 60s.
Aware.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things - grey's anatomy - the notebook doodles

Farewell Season.
Monday, May 27, 2013

the office michael scott crying gif

…or me watching the final episodes of The Office. I CAN’T EVEN.

OneRepublic – I Lived

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