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Notes.
Saturday, April 2, 2016

When you’re dictating your shopping list into your notes app while driving and some asshole cuts you off:

notes

Bitstrips.
Monday, November 4, 2013

bitstrips

These randomly generated Bitstrip comics of me are 100% accurate.

Commute.
Friday, October 11, 2013

iphone traffic

Unusually heavy traffic made my commute home from work today a whopping 7 minutes. Life’s rough sometimes.

Playlist.
Saturday, December 29, 2012

choking group text

Um, of course my #choking playlist has Young the Giant on it… as does my workout playlist and my baby makin’ playlist. Just kidding. (I don’t have a workout playlist.)

Upgrade.
Saturday, October 20, 2012

group message iphone

I’m pretty sure Antho only got an iPhone so that he could be included in our group texts!

I’m overdue for an upgrade, and I don’t know if I want to stay with the iPhone or get a Samsung S III. Thoughts??? I can’t make a decision without tons of research. And by ‘research’ I mean other peoples’ opinions.

Out of this World.
Sunday, July 1, 2012

sd county fair 2012 app

My Girl Scout Cookie Locator app has met its match.
Take me to your leader maple bacon donuts!

Feed.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

webstagram instagram feed

My Instagram feed exposes my obvious love of booze, fine dining, and other people’s babies.

Threat.
Sunday, February 12, 2012

yelp gym junkie reminder

I have three weddings coming up (none of which are my own, of course), and Yelp just threatened to take away my gym junkie badge due to a lack of check-ins. If that’s not a sign to start working out again, then I don’t know what is. Besides, isn’t the point of weddings to get good photos of yourself while you’re thin?

Update.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012

girl scout cookie locator app

I would be lying if I said that I finally updated my jailbroken phone for the wireless syncing capabilities.

RIP Steve Jobs.
Thursday, October 6, 2011

steve jobs quote

Sent from my iPhone.

Salvador.
Tuesday, July 5, 2011

salvador dali hipstamatic app

Shi: I like this new Salvador film for the Hipstamatic app
me: (looking at her iPhone) Ooh. Like Salvador Dali.
Shi: Who?
me: Salvador Dali. The artist? That’s his mustache.
Shi: I don’t know who that is… I thought it was a bathing suit top!

Killing me, smalls.

Popular.
Monday, June 20, 2011

21 missed text messages

I had 21 missed text messages on my phone when I woke up yesterday! At least it’s not as bad as the 42 voicemails I once had on my answering machine.

What can I say, I’m a popular girl.

Official.
Wednesday, March 2, 2011

glee angry birds tina mike chang

Tina Cohen-Chang is officially living my life.

Total Destruction. Again.
Tuesday, February 15, 2011

angry birds hogs and kisses total destruction

I expected it to be harder (that’s what she said).

Till next season, Angry Birds…

Hogs and Kisses.
Thursday, February 10, 2011

Just when I thought I had nothing to live for… Prepare for total destruction, bitches.

Wagon Wheel.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011

craigslist tickets

Is this where I’m going to die?

Total destruction!
Monday, December 27, 2010

angry birds season 3 stars

I can finally have my life back.

(This is why I’m single.)

Oh, hello, new wallpaper.
Thursday, July 22, 2010

joseph gordon levitt wallpaper

(image via ohfuckyeahjosephgordon-levitt)

Addiction.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010

bejeweled blitz

If Bejeweled Blitz games last only one minute, where did the last 3 hours of my life go?

Fortune Ball.
Monday, July 12, 2010

bitch i don't know your life - magic 8 ball

I probably shouldn’t rely on my FortuneBall app to make any life-altering decisions.

Sent from my iPhone.
Friday, July 9, 2010

Seven of my friends and I sat in the theater waiting for the movie to start last weekend, and all seven of them were playing with their iPhones. The only thing I could do on my non-iPhone was check the time. Boo whore. I said what I always say when this happens (which is every time we go out), “My Verizon contract isn’t up till July, you bitches.” Except this time, it WAS July. I mean, where did my life go??? Anyway, I visited the AT&T store the next day and snagged their last iPhone 4G. Yay!

Here’s my first photo taken with my iPhone…
App: Hipstamatic / Lens: John S. / Film: Kodot Verichrome

waffle with strawberries and taro ube ice cream and whipped cream

Chel, Shi, Flex and I ate dessert waffles topped with Nutella, taro ice cream, strawberries and whipped cream at Crepe World tonight. We sat there for an hour or so playing with our iPhones before realizing that we could be doing the same thing at home in our chones. So now I’m blogging this from my iPhone at home. And yes… I’m in my chones.

Happy Easter LOL.
Sunday, April 4, 2010

daddy easter

I always thought I inherited my winning personality from my crazy mom, but now I’m not so sure.

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