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Praise.
Monday, July 7, 2014

baby pennsatucky jesus

Darien waiting for a birthday surprise or channeling his inner Pennsatucky? You decide.

Mustache Baby Bash.
Monday, June 2, 2014

mustache baby shower

I knew that my affinity for facial hair and keeping random shit in my purse would be useful someday. I won enough Bath & Body Works prizes to regift for years to come.

Three of my cousins are pregnant, and this is my life right now.

Spilled Milk.
Monday, January 27, 2014

shadow-writer:

I cried today. 

For what we were 
and what we weren’t.

For what we could have been 
and what we could never be.

For what you changed in me 
and for what will never change. 

I cried because I knew you 
and because I never knew you at all.

And because I loved you 
and never got the chance to.

If Only.
Sunday, January 5, 2014

if only i had checked myself - girl who wrecked herself

Pitter Pat.
Sunday, January 5, 2014

Erin McCarley – Pitter Pat (Acoustic)

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Pain takes my heart’s place
The love we made remains

Saturdays + Sleepmonsters.
Sunday, March 3, 2013

sleeping babies

Minnie Mouse Baby Shower.
Monday, January 28, 2013

minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney
minnie mouse baby shower pink dessert table kids birthday party disney

Disneyland is Alicia’s favorite place, and Alicia is my favorite preggo ♥

Twinsies.
Sunday, September 2, 2012

BRB my heart is exploding.

True Story.
Thursday, August 2, 2012

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I’m just getting more awesome. Barney HIMYM

Whore.
Thursday, August 2, 2012

funny congrats on your pregnancy whore card

Today, I found out that my BFF is pregnant with her third kid. It’s almost like I’m having a baby, too, but without the weight gain or the big boobs. Oh, wait…

Old Poway Park.
Monday, July 16, 2012

kids birthday baseball theme

Chel‘s parties are always pinterest-worthy, and Darien’s first birthday was no exception! Old Poway Park is an awesome place to have a kid’s birthday party (preferably if your kid was born between the months of October and May—I was sweating like a whore in church!).

Batter Up.
Friday, July 13, 2012

vintage baseball theme invitation kids party

Here’s a baseball-themed birthday invitation I designed for my favorite little slugger ♥

More from my design portfolio here.

Happy Birthday, Baby!
Thursday, June 28, 2012

the office jim halpert face - karen dwight imitation

Happy 1st birthday to my favorite chumbawamba!
Your Jim Halpert impression is flawless, kid ♥

Cookie Dough Brownies.
Friday, April 27, 2012

cookie dough brownies

I baked these cookie dough brownies for my boss’ baby shower at work today. I don’t plan on eating any of them, but I’m sure I gained 3 pounds just thinking about it.

Also, I’m skipping the gym tonight. This has nothing and everything to do with brownies, but I mostly just wanted to get that off my chest.

April Fool’s.
Sunday, April 1, 2012

someecard april fool's pregnant

Half of my facebook friends announced their pregnancies today.

Way to steal my thunder, bitches.

Hike.
Sunday, March 25, 2012

torrey pines hike - baby darien

My calves burn with the fire of a thousand suns after this beach hike with the girls, but it was worth it to hang out with this baby pancake ♥

Quote of the day:

What are you supposed to wear to this kind of thing?

Chel hasn’t worked out since before she was preggo, but she’s still skinnier than the rest of us! Boo whore.

Feed.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

webstagram instagram feed

My Instagram feed exposes my obvious love of booze, fine dining, and other people’s babies.

You wanted to name him Salt.
Saturday, October 1, 2011

12:21 PM Jesse:  are your eyes a little misty
  me:  only if yours are……….
  Jesse:  LOL
12:22 PM me: did i ever show you this? http://www.dayswithmyfather.com/
12:23 PM Jesse:  i dont know if im equipped for this right now
  im still fragile from that commercial, marion

I watched this at work and cried silently at my desk. Just kidding. I was sobbing pretty loudly.

My new best friend.
Wednesday, June 29, 2011

darien del rosario

The only way this kid could be any cuter is if I had somehow gotten involved ;)

I finally got to meet my new best friend today! I was planning on visiting him yesterday, but my mom got sick and was rushed to the hospital. She’s still there and not doing any better, so I hope you all send some good juju our way…

Jumby wants to be born now.
Tuesday, June 28, 2011

chel and darien del rosario

…and so he was.

Welcome to the world, Baby Darien! ♥

Around this time last year, I was at Chel’s bachelorette party getting tequila licked off my chest, and today she’s a new mommy. Life moves so quickly around here.

Classy.
Sunday, May 15, 2011

sweet home alabama - look at you, you have a baby... in a bar

I had dinner and drinks at Craft and Commerce with four of my faves last night… four and a half if you count Chel’s 32-week belly! Is it weird that it wasn’t the first time this week that I hit up a bar with one of my preggo friends? I had drinks with Belle at Cottonwood Golf Club after work the other day. The bartender poured me another double vodka cranberry to-go before we made our way next door to a dry charity event for some silent auction action and complimentary noms from Outback.

We’re a couple of classy broads.

And Another One.
Sunday, April 24, 2011

craft doily baby shower gift wrap

Another weekend, another baby shower… Chel is clearly my favorite preggo ♥

Winning (still).
Sunday, April 3, 2011

bumbo giveaway

I just won another baby gift for my favorite mommy-to-be, Chel!

Last week, I won Cloud B’s Sleep Sheep Giveaway, and this weekend I won A Nation of Moms’ Bumbo Seat and Play Tray Giveaway!

I should really start entering contests for myself. Mama needs a new KitchenAid Stand Mixer.

Winning.
Tuesday, March 22, 2011

pregnant raechel tejidor cloud b sleep sheep

cloud b sleep sheep facebook winner

Winning is sort of my thing.

I won tickets to Ellen’s 12 Days of Giveaways show. I won Glee’s Karaoke Revolution Wii game on Twitter. I won a Linkin Park tour poster and guitar pick in a Foursquare contest I wasn’t even aware I was participating in (and they accidentally sent me my prize twice!). I joined my friend Alicia’s Survivor pool and won, even though I’ve never watched an episode of Survivor in my life. And I literally sweated my ass off and won my company’s #BLC!

Since my favorite preggo, Chel, is expecting her firstborn, I thought I would use my good luck to win stuff for her and the baby. I entered a bunch of baby contests, and today I won a Sleep Sheep and Sleep Sheep On The Go from Cloud B! It’s supposed to help even the fussiest babies fall asleep… I’m sure it’ll be put to good use while mommy and I enjoy a cocktail ;)

Unholy.
Sunday, January 30, 2011

the little pink plus sign is so unholy

Between the two of us, Pammie and I know eighteen* girls who got knocked up last year. Eighteen*. Can we all just take a second to acknowledge how ridiculously high that number is? It’s only January, and I’ve already been invited to three baby showers. We’ve clearly been using the iPeriod app for different reasons.

*Update: Nineteen (damn it, Belle!)

Fail.
Sunday, January 23, 2011

mitchell and the girls

Most of E’s party was spent trying to keep Vince’s baby from crying while resisting the urge to go back to the taco truck for seconds. I didn’t succeed at either.

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