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Take.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

all you do is take, and i've got nothing for you right now. - uptown girls

Rule #111.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

asshole | laws of modern man

Sandbox.
Wednesday, January 29, 2014

You know, he should be here for you right now. But when the great seesaw of life throws your cunt in a sandbox, he's a ghost, nowhere to be found. This is what he does.

Deflated.
Tuesday, January 28, 2014

now i feel like you were never here balloon quote

Third Beer.
Monday, January 27, 2014

She was the third beer. Not the first one, which the throat receives with almost tearful gratitude; nor the second, that confirms and extends the pleasure of the first. But the third, the one you drink because it’s there, because it can’t hurt, and because what difference does it make?

– Toni Morrison, Song of Solomon
Nothing Lovely.
Monday, January 27, 2014

there is nothing lovely about having to continuously convince someone to love you

Spilled Milk.
Monday, January 27, 2014

shadow-writer:

I cried today. 

For what we were 
and what we weren’t.

For what we could have been 
and what we could never be.

For what you changed in me 
and for what will never change. 

I cried because I knew you 
and because I never knew you at all.

And because I loved you 
and never got the chance to.

.
Monday, January 20, 2014

i am having a hard time

Serious.
Wednesday, January 8, 2014

the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer the mindy project - danny castellano is my trainer
Better Mistakes.
Monday, January 6, 2014

let's make better mistakes tomorrow

If Only.
Sunday, January 5, 2014

if only i had checked myself - girl who wrecked herself

Pitter Pat.
Sunday, January 5, 2014

Erin McCarley – Pitter Pat (Acoustic)

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Pain takes my heart’s place
The love we made remains

The Heart.
Saturday, December 28, 2013

shadow-writer:

The heart is
the greediest thing.
It wants
It wants
It wants
No matter what
it already has.
No matter who.
Say Something.
Saturday, December 28, 2013

A Great Big World – Say Something

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Say something, I’m giving up on you

Crystallized.
Tuesday, December 24, 2013

When the beat of my drum meets the beat of your heart
You know I couldn’t love any other, any other

Exactly one month till the 2014 Young the Giant CD replaces the 2010 Young the Giant CD in my car and my heart explodes.

Toodaloo.
Friday, December 13, 2013

when people talk about my driving - but did you die? - the hangover - leslie chow meme

kevin hart - jesus take the wheel gif

Rule of Thumb.
Monday, November 25, 2013

If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it, too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you.

The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay?
Currently.
Monday, November 11, 2013

black, gold and white chevron nails

Monday mani + Elliott Smith.

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Drink up with me now and forget all about
The pressure of days, do what I say
And I’ll make you okay

True Love.
Monday, November 4, 2013

...and the great love of your life says, “You know what, just get the guac.

All I want in life.

Take Care.
Monday, November 4, 2013

Beach House – Take Care

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I’ll take care of you if you ask me to

Currently.
Friday, October 25, 2013

City and Colour – The Golden State

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Why’s everyone still singing about California?
Haven’t we heard enough about the Golden State?
I guess if you like sandy beaches and blue ocean water
There’s something about it, to which I cannot relate

City and Colour and vino.

Retrograde.
Friday, October 25, 2013

mercury was in fucking retrograde

Ugh, this week.

Northern Wind.
Thursday, October 17, 2013

Oh, my love, you don’t know what you do to me

Dallas Green’s voice still fixes things in the universe, FYI.
More videos from last night’s show here!

Covers, Pt. 3.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013

City and Colour – Un-Thinkable (Alicia Keys Cover)

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This is exactly how it should feel when it’s meant to be
Time is only wasting so why wait for eventually

Dallas tonight ♥

You Say Potato.
Sunday, October 13, 2013

the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted the league - it was a series of hook-ups that i misinterpreted
True Partner.
Saturday, October 12, 2013

Hart of Dixie - It's just so important to have a true partner in life. You know, it's just it's something that I realized yesterday having almost died, choking on a donut. Hart of Dixie - It's just so important to have a true partner in life. You know, it's just it's something that I realized yesterday having almost died, choking on a donut.

Donuts help you realize what’s important in life.

Constantly.
Friday, October 11, 2013

the mindy project - chemical attraction yoga pants constantly the mindy project - chemical attraction yoga pants constantly

Morgan Tookers is every guy I’ve ever been with.

Fast Forward.
Wednesday, October 9, 2013

the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
the mindy project - photo me - skank the mindy project - photo me - skank
Anything Could Happen.
Monday, October 7, 2013

Caroline Pennell – Anything Could Happen (Ellie Goulding cover)

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I’ll give you everything you need
But I don’t think I need you

It’s October 3rd.
Thursday, October 3, 2013

mean girls - it's october 3rd
mean girls - it's october 3rd

Always reblog.

GPOY.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013

mindy god i want a donut gif

My coworker brought in Randy’s Donuts this morning because she wants to ruin my life, obviously.

Fan Letter.
Wednesday, October 2, 2013

bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien
bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien
bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien bryan cranston reads fan letter - conan o'brien

Bryan Cranston got my fan letter attracts the crazies.

Shots-Off.
Wednesday, September 25, 2013

the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco
the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco
the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco the mindy project - loaf of bread - shots off - james franco

Same.

One Day of Sun.
Sunday, September 22, 2013

local natives

Local Natives – Ceilings

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Thinking of what we’d give
To have one more day of sun
One day of sun

Obsessed.

Holiday Weight.
Sunday, September 22, 2013

friends - joey ross - holiday weight friends - joey ross - holiday weight

My work is hosting its third weight loss challenge this year, and I’m joining for the third time! It ends the week before Thanksgiving… just in time to gain some holiday weight go shopping with my winnings ;) I’ve also decided to go gluten-free during the contest! Yikes. Thank yeezus for gluten-free vodka! I’m gonna need it…

Temporary.
Monday, September 9, 2013

orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote
orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote orange is the new black - mandala temporary quote

You should be watching Orange is the New Black, if only for sound advice from Yoga Jones. (She was the voice of Patti Mayonnaise if that helps sway your decision at all.)

Meet me in Montauk.
Friday, September 6, 2013

orange is the new black - chemical thing - montauk
orange is the new black - chemical thing - montauk
Wolf.
Friday, July 26, 2013

castle - the heart wants what the heart wants castle - the heart wants what the heart wants
castle - the heart wants what the heart wants castle - the heart wants what the heart wants
Privacy.
Friday, July 19, 2013

modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop
modern family - privacy is dead - flip flop

I love that my new Apple TV allows me to stream episodes of Modern Family from my iPad mini to my HDTV while freeing up my macbook pro for some light internet stalking.

More Banjo.
Tuesday, June 4, 2013

mumford and sons live in san bernardino san manuel amphitheater

“There’s a lot of white people here!” – Marcus Mumford @ San Manuel Amphitheater

Mumford and Sons – Timshel (Live)

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31.
Saturday, June 1, 2013

The Mindy Project - I am 31 right now. I can't do this kind of thing anymore. I need to give myself a chance. And if that doesn't work out, we can maybe resume this in my 40s, 50s and 60s.
The Mindy Project - I am 31 right now. I can't do this kind of thing anymore. I need to give myself a chance. And if that doesn't work out, we can maybe resume this in my 40s, 50s and 60s.
Shifting.
Saturday, June 1, 2013

You’ll be sick or feeling troubled or deeply in love or quietly uncertain or even content for the first time in your life. It won’t matter. Out of the blue, beyond any cause you can trace, you’ll suddenly realize things are not how you perceived them to be at all. For some reason, you will no longer be the person you believed you once were. You’ll detect slow and subtle shifts going on all around you, more importantly shifts in you. Worse, you’ll realize it’s always been shifting, like a shimmer of sorts, a vast shimmer, only dark like a room. But you won’t understand why or how.

The First Thing.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013

psychofactz.tumblr.com the first thing on your mind

Aware.
Tuesday, May 28, 2013

being aware of your crap and actually overcoming your crap are two very different things - grey's anatomy - the notebook doodles

The Good Old Days.
Monday, May 27, 2013

the office finale quote - andy bernard - i wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them the office finale quote - andy bernard - i wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

Me, too, ‘Nard Dog.

Act Fast.
Monday, May 27, 2013

the office pam beesly finale

It took me so long to do so many important things. It’s hard to accept that I spent so many years being less happy than I could’ve been. Jim was five feet from my desk and it took me four years to get to him. It’d be great if people saw this documentary and learned from my mistakes. Not that I’m a tragic person, I’m really happy now. But it would just make my heart soar if someone out there saw this and she said to herself, ‘Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears. Just go after what you want and act fast! Because life just isn’t that long!’

– Pam Halpert, The Office
Inside Amy Schumer.
Sunday, May 26, 2013

inside amy schumer - i used to sleep with mostly hispanic guys, but now i just prefer consensual
inside amy schumer - i used to sleep with mostly hispanic guys, but now i just prefer consensual
Sea of People.
Thursday, May 23, 2013

in a sea of people, my eyes will always search for you

All Elbows and Penis.
Tuesday, May 14, 2013

the mindy project casey penis glasses the mindy project casey penis glasses
the mindy project casey penis glasses the mindy project casey penis glasses

Not gonna lie, I wouldn’t be mad if this happened on the regs.

Caught.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013

friends monica i'm breezy

tessism:

I do try. I’m the one that never calls too often and acts like it’s no sweat. I’m the one that stays busy, a blip here and then there. You won’t find me anywhere too long beyond what is welcome. Right?

Truth is that I am uncool. Goofy when it’s harmless. Frightening when I lose footing. I’m terrified of being seen with my love hanging out.

I know. I’m fooling no one but myself. Everybody knows. Now. I got caught loving, longing, dancing well after the music stopped.

Until We Get There.
Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Lucius – Until We Get There

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What do you say, is this the time
for one more try at a happy life
What do you say, is this unwise
to think my fears will not reprise

Broken.
Sunday, May 5, 2013

everyone is broken quote

When I google someone and see their baby registry…
Friday, May 3, 2013

girls - he hasn't returned a text of mine in two weeks and i was just coming to terms with the fact that he was dead - hannah

Oh, so that’s where you’ve been.

The Mayan Project.
Thursday, May 2, 2013

vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love
vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love
vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love

It’s like watching myself on TV.

Draining.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

typewriterseries #42 - tyler knott gregson

Demons.
Tuesday, April 30, 2013

we are all searching for someone whose demons play well with ours - quote

On My Own.
Monday, April 29, 2013

adventure time LSP can of beans on my own

LSP is my spirit animal. BUMPS ♥

The Great Gatsby.
Monday, April 29, 2013

NICK CARRAWAY: You can’t repeat the past.
JAY GATSBY: Why, of course you can.

Ellipses.
Sunday, April 28, 2013

little texts punctuation warm bodies ellipses

Benefits.
Saturday, April 27, 2013

big bang theory - friends with benefits

All I want in life.

Suffering.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

the root of suffering is attachment - buddha

Wicked Games.
Tuesday, April 23, 2013

The Weeknd – Wicked Games

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Just let me motherfucking love you

I’m pretty sure I just got pregnant from this song.

Madly.
Sunday, April 21, 2013

vampire diaries - madly in love vampire diaries - madly in love

STEFAN: How does anyone ever seem to move on?
CAROLINE: I think that someday, you’ll meet someone new, and you’ll fall madly in love, and you’ll have moved on without even realizing it.

Sonnet XVII.
Tuesday, April 16, 2013

sonnet xvii - i love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret between the shadow and the soul - pablo neruda

My Life.
Monday, April 15, 2013

so this is my life and i want you to know that i am both happy and sad and i'm still trying to figure out how that could be - the perks of being a wallflower

They All Float.
Sunday, April 14, 2013

yellowbricks:

Loneliness is lonely. I miss being in love and I miss being loved and I miss belonging to someone and I miss having someone to tell important things to and I worry that my missing those things will affect the choices I make and get me into trouble and I worry that I’ll forever feel like a dust mote floating around without anywhere to settle.
Freely.
Thursday, April 11, 2013

tyler knott typewriter series

You’ve Got Mail.
Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Kathleen Kelly: [in an email to Joe Fox] The odd thing about this form of communication is that you're more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings. - You've Got Mail

Sweet Spot.
Friday, April 5, 2013

drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot - nick miller - new girl
drinking to forget? that's my sweet spot - nick miller - new girl

Same.

Living & Shit.
Monday, April 1, 2013

hey remember that person you thought you couldn't live without? well look at you living and shit

From the voice of reason ♥
#notyouanthony

Shitty.
Saturday, March 23, 2013

girls - hannah horvath - i just want somoene who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks i'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. you're charming. i really care about you. and i don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me. so i'm gonna leave.
girls - hannah horvath - i just want somoene who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks i'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me. you're charming. i really care about you. and i don't want to anymore because it feels too shitty for me. so i'm gonna leave.

Girls = new obsession.

Microwave Cooking For One.
Wednesday, March 20, 2013

the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one
the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one the mindy project - mindy's birthday - microwave cooking for one

This show is depressingly relatable. Also, you can get this book on Amazon.
(Don’t ask me how I know.)

Worthwhile.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013

don't waste your precious breath explaining you are worthwhile

For my sad bears, drunk bears, and #whyareweevenhere bears…
The right person won’t need convincing.

City and Colour.
Monday, March 11, 2013

City and Colour – Of Space and Time

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I don’t know what drugs to take
To successfully alter the state
That my mind has been in as of late
Something is eating away at my brain

New album = new tour! I love me some Dallas Green.

Courage.
Thursday, March 7, 2013

have enough courage to trust love one more time - maya angelou

Nahhh, I’m good…

Sandwiches.
Saturday, February 23, 2013

the taste anthony bourdain sandwich gif

File under ‘reasons I can’t go out this weekend’.

Truth.
Friday, February 22, 2013

scandal stolen moments olivia pope

You have nothing. You have a pile of secrets and lies, and you’re calling it love. And in the meantime, you’re letting your whole life pass you by while they raise children, and celebrate anniversaries, and grow old together. You’re frozen in time. You’re holding your breath. You’re a statue waiting for something that’s never going to happen. Living for stolen moments… you keep telling yourself they all add up to something real, because in your mind they have to, but they don’t. They won’t. They never will, because stolen moments aren’t a life. So you have nothing. You have no one.

– Olivia Pope, Scandal
I don’t want normal and easy and simple.
Friday, February 8, 2013

scandal olivia fitz olitz edison - I don’t want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love. scandal olivia fitz olitz edison - I don’t want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.
scandal olivia fitz olitz edison - I don’t want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love. scandal olivia fitz olitz edison - I don’t want normal and easy and simple. I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.

#thisiswhyimsingle

Waiting.
Friday, February 8, 2013

scandal - olivia be like waiting for fitz - olitz

BRB dying.

Impulsive.
Tuesday, February 5, 2013

new girl impulsive cece nick new girl impulsive cece nick
new girl impulsive cece nick new girl impulsive cece nick
Homesick.
Monday, February 4, 2013

the avett brothers homesick

Empty.
Sunday, February 3, 2013

silver linings playbook empty

Silver Linings Playbook. Loved, loved, loved.

My Mistake.
Friday, February 1, 2013
new girl - nick and jess going down new girl - nick and jess going down
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