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Honey Cocaine.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
3:48 PM me: i like this artist radio thingĀ on spotify
  i found this band called the perishers
3:49 PM Pamela: oh cool, i don’t know them
  me: they remind me of the cinematic orchestra
3:50 PM Pamela: don’t know them either
  lol i know peeps like honey cocaine
3:51 PM me: i don’t even know who you are right now

The Perishers – Sway

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Eastbound & Down.
Sunday, February 26, 2012

phil's bbq opening in santee

Phil’s is opening a restaurant in Santee! This alcohol notice confirms it. Soon I’ll be able to get drunk and stuff myself with meat closer to home. And then I can head over to Phil’s afterward ;)

bridesmaids - it's happening it's happening it happened

Stylist.
Friday, February 24, 2012

tracee lorenzana hair stylist business card

I designed these business cards for my favorite stylist, Trace! Her other talents include faking a British accent and playing the recorder.

More from my design portfolio here.

If you want this design for your own business cards, you can place an order in my Etsy shop.

Charlotte Sometimes.
Monday, February 20, 2012

Charlotte Sometimes is on The Voice! Waves & The Both Of Us got me through some shit with Il Postino years ago! So excited to see her on the show. Now I have a reason to watch besides Adam Levine’s beard (as if that wasn’t reason enough).

Charlotte Sometimes – Pilot

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And when I say that you should stay
Remember what I’m drinking’s cheap
And I’m a pilot and I am steering deep

Sexy Grandma.
Monday, February 20, 2012

I’ve been spending a lot of time with my grandma since she had heart surgery last week, and I’ve found that we have a lot more in common than I thought we did.

Exhibit A: her toiletry bag.

sexy grandma

84-years-old and still got it ;)

Drinking Game.
Sunday, February 19, 2012

modern family drinking game

My finest work.
Sunday, February 19, 2012

i love wieners

Needless to say, these “I ♥ wieners” buttons I just made for Vince were not included in the online portfolio I designed to showcase my finest work.

Ma’am.
Thursday, February 16, 2012

new girl - the landlord - dancing new girl - the landlord - dancing
new girl - the landlord - dancing new girl - the landlord - dancing

This is pretty much how my first day back at the gym went down.

Declined.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012

titanic 3d screening

I’d love to, but I already have plans to wear sweatpants and free up some space on my DVR tonight. Maybe some other time.

Happy V-Day, Playa!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012

SCHMIDT: Every time you have sex with the same person, Jess, you die… just a little bit. It’s like a copy of a copy.
JESS: Lucky us, we get to go out looking for some straaange. Happy V-day, playa!
SCHMIDT: Holla!

Threat.
Sunday, February 12, 2012

yelp gym junkie reminder

I have three weddings coming up (none of which are my own, of course), and Yelp just threatened to take away my gym junkie badge due to a lack of check-ins. If that’s not a sign to start working out again, then I don’t know what is. Besides, isn’t the point of weddings to get good photos of yourself while you’re thin?

Camera.
Saturday, February 11, 2012

Do the things I wanna do
Not the ones I’m supposed to
Why can’t I get close to the better side of me
When I was young

Young the Giant debuted some new songs last night at Soma and this was my favorite…

Hello, stranger.
Thursday, February 9, 2012

hello stranger

This past week, I received an email from an old high school friend I lost touch with, two of my old coworkers from two different jobs both texted me out of the blue wanting to hang out, and I just happened to cross paths with someone I haven’t seen in ten years. What’s next? The return of Crystal Pepsi?

Relax music.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012

new girl - the landlord - dancing new girl - the landlord - dancing
new girl - the landlord - dancing new girl - the landlord - dancing

Rusted Root – Send Me On My Way

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Thanks to this week’s episode of New Girl for my new ringtone! Expect to see these dance moves every time I get a text message…

Wild.
Saturday, February 4, 2012

macbook pro and domo sushi

Another Saturday night in working on my design portfolio and eating enough takeout from Domo Sushi to feed a small village.

My Saturday nights have been pretty wild lately.

Prurient.
Friday, February 3, 2012

Crosses – Prurient

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I see you wanna taste
But don’t wanna wreck your life
I think you know the game
So go ahead and take a bite

Chino ♥

Update.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012

girl scout cookie locator app

I would be lying if I said that I finally updated my jailbroken phone for the wireless syncing capabilities.

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