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Sweats.
Saturday, March 31, 2012

never leave the house in sweats

I’m screwed.

Skinnygirl.
Friday, March 30, 2012

skinny girl margarita - someecards skinny booze

It’s hard to binge drink and still mind your calories. I was hoping that Skinnygirl Margarita would bridge that divide, but I’m pretty sure it was made to test my gag reflex!

new girl spit

The Kerkovich Way.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012

happy endings lunch alex happy endings lunch alex
happy endings lunch alex happy endings lunch alex
happy endings lunch alex happy endings lunch alex
happy endings lunch alex happy endings lunch alex

Alex Kerkovich is officially living my life.

GPOY.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012

happy endings alex ribs

GPOY.

Regret.
Wednesday, March 28, 2012

phils bbq office lunch

I instantly regret wearing jeans instead of leggings to work today. How can I stuff my face with Phil’s BBQ when my clothes are so binding?

Deal breaker.
Tuesday, March 27, 2012

you're cute but you don't like bacon someecard

This is pretty much how I approach telling someone that we can never be together.

The Gamemaker.
Monday, March 26, 2012

wes bentley - seneca crane

Fuck, I love me some Seneca Crane. Any chance those were non-toxic berries at the end of the movie?

Wake up, slut.
Monday, March 26, 2012

happy endings - wake up slut

Is it 5 o’clock yet?

Hike.
Sunday, March 25, 2012

torrey pines hike - baby darien

My calves burn with the fire of a thousand suns after this beach hike with the girls, but it was worth it to hang out with this baby pancake ♥

Quote of the day:

What are you supposed to wear to this kind of thing?

Chel hasn’t worked out since before she was preggo, but she’s still skinnier than the rest of us! Boo whore.

May the odds be ever in your favor.
Saturday, March 24, 2012

happy hour - hunger games

Million dollar margaritas with Trace last night! Happy birthday and happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favor :)

Friday.
Friday, March 23, 2012

zebra running man animated gif

3:14 PM Jesse: this friday is lasting foreverrrr
3:15 PM me: i’m just gonna watch this zebra doing the running man for the rest of the day

Oh, sweet jesus… there’s a video.

Eyes Wide Open.
Friday, March 23, 2012

Glass Pear – Eyes Wide Open

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Don’t you, don’t you let go
Tell me it’s not too late

Change.
Thursday, March 22, 2012

ombre hair stylist business card

I rarely get my hair cut, and the last time I dyed my hair was when I wore brown chola lip liner in the 90s. Since then, I’ve come to the realization that I’m not, in fact, a chola, and I’ve kept my hair naturally dark, long and boring for the past decade.

I recently designed business cards for Trace, and she offered to cut and color my hair for free! I’m long overdue for a change. And since I can’t afford to buy a jaguar like Anthony did to signify change after his breakup, a free hair cut will have to suffice! Ha.

Feed.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

webstagram instagram feed

My Instagram feed exposes my obvious love of booze, fine dining, and other people’s babies.

Unfinished.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012

unfinished himym

ROBIN: I am never going to have closure. Okay, closure doesn’t exist. It just… ended. And, no matter how much I try to forget that it happened, it will have never not happened. Don and I will always be a loose end. We will always be—

TED: Unfinished. Gaudí, to his credit, never gave up on his dream. But that’s not usually how it goes. Most of the time it’s just too difficult, too expensive, too scary. It’s only once you’ve stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again, so you force yourself not to want it. But it’s always there. And until you finish it, it will always be…

The Big Spill.
Monday, March 19, 2012

water broke

4:42 PM me: what happened by the water cooler?
  it looks like somebody’s water broke over there
4:43 PM Jesse: c’mon man!!!

Sometimes I feel bad for Jesse because he’s one of the only dudes in the office… but then I remember that he gets to work with me, and I don’t feel bad for him anymore! Ha ;)

St. Paddy’s Day.
Sunday, March 18, 2012

tiger! tiger! beer margarita

St. Paddy’s Day doesn’t usually register as a blip on my radar, so I intended on having a low key movie night instead… which turned into beers with Shi and Anthony at Tiger! Tiger!… followed by house margaritas at my house… followed by me waking up on my bathroom floor (not pictured). So… just another Saturday.

Scrabble Typography.
Thursday, March 15, 2012

scrabble typography limited edition

scrabble typography limited edition

I’ve got such a boner for this limited edition of Scrabble Typography. Does the thought of getting a triple word score using multiple fonts make anyone else’s heart race? Also, what’s wrong with me?

Avenged.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012

jesse chat kill

crying face troll meme - this is why we're friends

Walker.
Monday, March 12, 2012

someecard - if i ever had to run for my life i would probably die

Some friends of mine are running this zombie infested 5K obstacle course race. I’ve done 5Ks before, but this pretty much sounds like the makings of my worst nightmare!

In related news, I’m all caught up with The Walking Dead. What am I supposed to do now?

Cracked.
Sunday, March 11, 2012

motherlove nipple cream

I found this nipple cream in my car today and thought it might be mine until I read “sore, cracked nursing nipples” on the label! Ha. This is what happens when your friends have babies!

The Boot.
Saturday, March 10, 2012

christine and jessie - el camino little italy

Christine and the birthday girl before she got kicked out of El Camino last night! Happy birthday, Jessie!

29!
Thursday, March 8, 2012

new girl schmidt 29

Happy 29th birthday, Gus (that’s short for “Me gusta Jess!”). Enjoy your last year in your twenties! After this, it’s all darkness. Ha!

Coworkers.
Thursday, March 8, 2012

let's go shit on coworkers in a more informal setting - someecard

Or… Belle, Jesse and me at happy hour last night.

4:06 PM Jesse: i wonder what they were saying about her
  me: idk dude, prob talking madddd shit
4:07 PM Jesse: obvi nothing as clever or funny as what we say
  me: well, obvi!
Fancy.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012

sephora by opi only gold for me

Black Onyx (OPI) + Only Gold For Me (Sephora by OPI)

Don’t let the fancy nails fool you. I’m wearing yoga pants and my I ♥ Haters shirt in this photo.

Tote baguette.
Tuesday, March 6, 2012

tony from buitoni spotify ad

3:16 PM Jesse: this LMFAO spotify commercial is getting really old
  me: i hate that fucking tony from buitoni pasta one
  Jesse: what?? i havent heard any pasta ads!
3:18 PM me: are they tailored to what we listen to?
  how do they know i like carbs?
  Jesse: HAHAHA

Is it weird that I have half a baguette in my tote bag right now?

Waiting.
Sunday, March 4, 2012

beginners movie lion and giraffe

HAL: Well, let’s say that since you were little, you always dreamed of getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait but the lion doesn’t come. And along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe.
OLIVER: I’d wait for the lion.
HAL: That’s why I worry about you.

The Reason.
Sunday, March 4, 2012

prado at balboa park happy hour

I had happy hour at The Prado at Balboa Park last night! We enjoyed margaritas and live music by Trent Hancock. The highlight of my night was when he asked for song requests and hand to god, someone suggested Hoobastank (and it wasn’t me!). The lowlight was parking down the street on 6th and trekking to the restaurant because I didn’t want the valet attendant to see my secret shame! Ha.

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