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Happy Monday, Internet.
Monday, July 30, 2012

When I got into work this morning, Jesse had me watch this video of the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders lip syncing to ‘Call Me Maybe’ in bikinis.

I immediately regretted everything I ate this past weekend in life and cried into my bowl of oatmeal. With ground flaxseed. And two splendas.

Cheating.
Sunday, July 29, 2012

kristen stewart cheating someecard

Too soon.

Cough Syrup.
Sunday, July 29, 2012

I had my camera in one hand and my Texas-sized maple bacon donut in the other! Um, best day evs. More videos of Young the Giant at the OC Fair here.

This is Krumping.
Saturday, July 28, 2012
community krumping community krumping
community krumping community krumping
community krumping community krumping

I have exactly one week to learn these dance moves before my grandma’s birthday party.

Ben & Jerry’s & Celery.
Thursday, July 26, 2012

ben and jerry's late night snack jimmy fallon

If I’m going to participate in that office juicing potluck tomorrow (don’t ask), I’m going to have my way with Ben and Jerry tonight!

R.I.P. Robsten.
Wednesday, July 25, 2012

kristen stewart cheated on rob pattinson

At least we still have Kimye.

Just so you know.
Tuesday, July 24, 2012

today i thought of you and not much else

OC Fair.
Monday, July 23, 2012

oc fair 2012

Things I learned at the OC Fair yesterday:

  • Young the Giant is just as good the third time around.
  • The porkabello kabobs from Bacon A-Fair are gravely disappointing.
  • I only like cute farm animals on the interwebs—IRL the smell of livestock elicits my gag reflex.
Say Yes to the Dress.
Monday, July 23, 2012

pammie wedding dress

I went wedding dress shopping with Pammie this past weekend. It was like an episode of Say Yes to the Dress, except I was the one tearing up! She looked so beautiful ♥

We took the dress back home to her condo where she suggested I try it on. Why not, right? It might be the only chance I get to wear a wedding dress! Ha. More than 24 hours have passed since I took that gorgeous gown off, and I am still dead inside.

GPOY.
Monday, July 23, 2012

goodbye cruel world hangman

As far as Mondays go, today has been exceptionally shitty.

Pizza | Massage.
Friday, July 20, 2012

amazon local deals pizza massage

It’s like they know me.

It’s Time.
Friday, July 20, 2012

Private acoustic show with Imagine Dragons at The Griffin last night! Thanks, Jessie ♥

More videos here.

Alive and Unfinished.
Thursday, July 19, 2012

heartworm, n.
a relationship or friendship that you can’t get out of your head, which you thought had faded long ago but is still somehow alive and unfinished, like an abandoned campsite whose smoldering embers still have the power to start a forest fire.

Don’t tease me, bro.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012

ian somerhalder laters baby button comic con 2012 fifty shades of grey
ian somerhalder laters baby button comic con 2012 fifty shades of grey

Smolderhalder and one of the free Fifty Shades pins they were giving out at Comic Con!

The net worth of that pin just went up. A lot.

Happiness.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012

don't let your happiness depend on something you may lose - c.s. lewis

I’m doing it wrong.

Going to the Chapel.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012

planet hollywood las vegas wedding chapel

I took a shotgun trip to Vegas this past weekend with my sister and her fiance to finalize plans for their wedding this November. I’m going to be the best maid of honor ever! Or at least the sexiest one… I’ll work that angle ;) Ha.

Let the wedding workout regimen commence!

Holy Macaron.
Monday, July 16, 2012

lette macarons newport beach bakery

@ ‘Lette Macarons in Newport Beach!

(Somebody’s getting just as stupid about macarons as Shirley May is.)

All Aboard.
Monday, July 16, 2012

text train

You know things are bad when you start to consider the conductor of a park train and your friends are encouraging that shit!

Old Poway Park.
Monday, July 16, 2012

kids birthday baseball theme

Chel‘s parties are always pinterest-worthy, and Darien’s first birthday was no exception! Old Poway Park is an awesome place to have a kid’s birthday party (preferably if your kid was born between the months of October and May—I was sweating like a whore in church!).

Batter Up.
Friday, July 13, 2012

vintage baseball theme invitation kids party

Here’s a baseball-themed birthday invitation I designed for my favorite little slugger ♥

More from my design portfolio here.

Bomer Town.
Friday, July 13, 2012

matt bomer white collar

4:06 PM Jesse: Team USA: White Collar Is Your One-Way Ticket to Bomer Town
  did i just hear a sigh as soon as you saw matt bomer?
4:07 PM me: lol can you hear me smiling, too? :)
The Douche Burger.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Thrillist describes the Douche Burger as “a $666 edible fiscal disaster that piles caviar, lobster & truffles on top of a foie-stuffed, gold-leaf-wrapped Kobe patty, smothers it with Gruyere melted with Champagne steam, and finishes it off with BBQ sauce made using Kopi Luwak coffee that’s passed through the digestive tract of the Asian Palm Civet.”

666 burger $666 douche burger

Do five other people want to go in on one of these??? Also, this image from 666 Burger’s facebook page looks like the first thing I created in Photoshop 4.0 circa 1996:

666 burger

Balance.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012

exercise jar

If you’re tired of starting over, stop giving up.

I stole this idea from Pinterest to put a dollar in a jar every time you go to the gym as an incentive to work out more. I picked one up from Ikea a week and a half ago, and it’s still empty! Although now that I think about it, I should really put $5 in it for every hour I was hiking that god awful mountain last Sunday.

I feel like I’m always losing the same ten pounds, because I do really well for a good chunk of time (usually around 8 weeks and when $407 is at stake—I’m just throwing random numbers out there). But soon after I remember how much I love food and hate exercising. I have yet to find a balance between the two.

A friend once told me, “I don’t live to eat. I eat to live.” At least I think that’s what he said… I could barely hear him over the crunching in my mouth as I polished off my carne asada chips! Ha.

Almost.
Wednesday, July 11, 2012

you and me and never us; a complicated series of almost interactions

Surviving.
Monday, July 9, 2012

All or nothing was bullshit. It never worked out that way. Life was all about taking what you could get when you could get it and surviving when it wasn’t enough.

– Maya Banks
Weather Advisory.
Sunday, July 8, 2012

potato chip rock san diego

Exercise in the morning before your body knows what it’s doing.

Oh, my body knew damn well what it was doing.

I said the last time was the last time, and I’d never go back… yet there I was, at an unholy hour on a Sunday, back at Mount Woodson with Shi and Pammie!

I’m pretty sure the sun tried to kill us all today. Worst five hours EVAR!

Parisian Delights.
Saturday, July 7, 2012

the living room sdsu macarons

Armed with my Les Petits Macarons cookbook, Shi and I trolled the grocery store and soon realized that the Vons in Santee doesn’t carry the necessary accoutrements for such parisian delights! We gave up and bought some already made macarons from The Living Room instead. Boo whore.

Comatose.
Wednesday, July 4, 2012

jesse chat sd county fair

There is a hell, and it’s the Via de la Valle off ramp during fair season! It took us four hours to get to the fair last night, but the deep fried deliciousness and freakishly large turkey legs that put me in a food coma made it worth the drive!

Out of this World.
Sunday, July 1, 2012

sd county fair 2012 app

My Girl Scout Cookie Locator app has met its match.
Take me to your leader maple bacon donuts!

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