Who wore it better? (@ Waypoint Public)
DIY Donut Balloons for my favorite 3-year-old!
My work conference started off with an inspirational speech by President Bill Clinton and ended with half naked dancers and one too many tequila shots with the VPs.
So… just another day at the office.
Say hello to my new Mazda3!
I def have a type. I would’ve replaced my Matrix with another, but Toyota discontinued them last year, and I really wanted to buy myself a brand new car. After driving a rental for almost a month, I finally found a car that I love! It’s a charcoal gray hatchback just like my Matrix was, except it looks a lot sleeker, has power steering (which I thought I had this whole time until I drove a car that actually had power steering), and bluetooth so I can listen to my Young the Giant spotify playlist instead of my Young the Giant CD, among other upgrades. I feel like I’m driving my Matrix when I’m in it.
Maybe I should’ve kept $5,000 from my insurance settlement to pay Match.com to find me a date who looks just like my ex, too.
The power went out in my apartment building again last week! I was already running late, and I had to go back upstairs in the dark to tell the maintenance guy to manually open the garage gate so I could get to fucking work already. This has happened three times in less than two months! And these are only the incidents that I know of, because I spend less than 50% of my time in this apartment (unless a burglar is reading this, in which case I’m home all the time. Plus I always keep my sharpest pair of fabric scissors within reach. And I’m not afraid to cut you.)
Once I get my new car situation settled, I’m moving out of this overpriced shit hole and torching it on yelp!
Somebody got lei’d last night (@ Santana High School)
The 4 most beautiful words ever put together: Churro Ice Cream Sandwich (@ Ramekin)
Churro Borough had a pop-up shop at my fave dessert spot in LA the one day I happened to be there, and my life will never be the same.
Refrigerator door to the past (@ Good Times at Davey Wayne’s)
I may or may not have binge-watched the entire new season of Orange is the New Black this past weekend.
That one time Kimbra showed up at the Electric Wire Hustle show (@ Bootleg HiFi)
I knew that my affinity for facial hair and keeping random shit in my purse would be useful someday. I won enough Bath & Body Works prizes to regift for years to come.
Three of my cousins are pregnant, and this is my life right now.
Congrats Shi and Christine! (@ Rock ‘n’ Roll San Diego Marathon)