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Dignity.
Posted on April 10th, 2011 in birthdays, movies, relationships

pleasantville reese witherspoon

At Alicia’s dirty thirty last night, I realized that A) I should just automatically assume that every guy who pursues me is in a relationship (as my ongoing track record suggests) and B) maybe I shouldn’t have worn leggings. I can’t even tell you how many people grabbed my ass! I went home alone last night and I’m not gonna lie, I feel pretty good about not having to take a shame shower. I don’t care how hot you are (or how drunk I am), some guys just aren’t worth the trouble… I may have woken up this morning with dollar bills in my bra and a serious hangover, but at least I still had my dignity!

This must be how Reese Witherspoon felt in Pleasantville when she started reading books and stopped being such a whore.

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3 Comments

  1. Shi was all like...

    dang…and im sure it was mexican galore up in there! MAS mexicans!

    glad you came out with your head held high, love!

    LOVE pleasantville! one of my faves, fasho!

    April 11th, 2011 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    lol! i told skok and pammie about tristan’s “MAS airplane!” hahaha… i’m still laughing about it.

    yeah, i was the only asian at that party. i’ll tell you all about the guy with the preggo gf tonight at arlene’s. did you finish your paper?

    April 11th, 2011 | #

  3. Shi was all like...

    it’s actually my final project…and it should be done before i leave work today! boo yah! gonna go hiking and ill meet you there =)

    April 11th, 2011 | #


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