Eric: I saw a movie this weekend that I think you’d really like.
mayanrocks: yeah? which one…
Eric: Moolade
mayanrocks: i do like cows. and lemonade. is that what it’s about?
Eric: Sort of. It’s a manifesto against the genital mutilation of girls in Africa.
mayanrocks: ok what.
…
Apparently, I’m putting some kind of vibe out there that makes people think I’d enjoy the mutilation of African genitals.
