TRADER JOE’S CASHIER: You just get out of work?
ME: Yeah, these heels are coming off as soon as I get home.
TRADER JOE’S CASHIER: I like to take my pants off right when I get home. I’m not even through the door yet, and I’m already unbuckling my belt.
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You guys, I think I found the one <3
LMAO! Was his hair salty too?! 😉
March 6th, 2014 | #
not even a dash of salt… this one’s age appropriate! and has unlimited access to cookie butter. we’re probably getting married.
March 6th, 2014 | #
Dude. Have his babies.
March 7th, 2014 | #