mayanrocks » I didn’t know…
I didn’t know…
Posted on January 23rd, 2010 in movies, quotes

40-Year-Old Virgin Date-A-Palooza Nip Slip

Okay so my friend just totally had a baby. She didn’t even know she was pregnant! She had back pain and went to the ER, and they told her that there was a baby inside her causing all that pain! WTF? There’s an entire show dedicated to this sort of thing on the Discovery Channel. It’s like one of those things that you think will never happen to you or anyone you know. I feel like I would just know if I was pregnant. Like how do you not know? Wouldn’t you feel it? Except this one time, I was lounging around our hotel room in Vegas, and I didn’t notice that my right boob had fallen out of my dress when I got up to get more wine. It was like a scene out of The 40-Year-Old Virgin, sans the speed dating. I was walking around and Marisa was like, “Your boob! Your boooob!” You’d think that I’d notice with the breeze and everything, but I didn’t. Hmm… Maybe I should get my babymaker checked to make sure there’s no Mexican hiding in there.

mayanrocks.com




2 Comments

  1. Skok-dizzle was all like...

    I’m sorry but someone has to be incredibly daft to not realize that there isn’t something quite normal about their body or the amount of weight they’ve gained or THAT THEY HAVEN’T HAD THEIR PERIOD FOR 9 MONTHS!!!!!!

    And since when are you smuggling Mexicans in your uterus?

    January 23rd, 2010 | #

  2. mayan was all like...

    in her defense, i’ve probably gained more weight than she has in the past 9 months, and the baby only weighed 6 pounds. one of my boobs probably weighs 6 pounds. well, more like 8 pounds according to your “guesstimate” haha… and you know that i’ve been potentially smuggling mexicans in my uterus for years now ;)

    January 23rd, 2010 | #


RSS feed for these comments. | TrackBack URI

MySpace Tracker